The reason I wear all black, is so I can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on earth.

timeywimeyteapot:

why do straight guys say “no homo” like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo

(Source: leafstars, via aliceroselovesyou)

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ahmoses:

"Everything will be okay"

ahmoses:

"Everything will be okay"

(via mikidora)

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caramelgoddessxo:

I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”

This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.

(via beautifullyiridescent)

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homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

(via thathilariousasian)

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Me:procrastinating on tumblr
My parents:can you please-
Me:are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
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lampsarepeopletoo:

my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”

(via pizza)

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